The Rules

The Rules: “No Rules”

“Nobody wants to show your film? WE DO!”

  1. FREE ADMISSION all festival–long!
  2. $5 per film Submission Fee.*
  3. Films can be any length, any genre, from anywhere. (music videos, too)
  4. If you made it we want to show it.
  5. Acceptance criteria: almost none.**
  6. No poseurs. No asparagus tips. No cheap white wine.
  7. Unlimited networking opportunities in all restrooms.
  8. Festival means “fun” so forget your troubles and get happy.
  9. We’ll show as many films as humanly possible.
  10. CLICK HERE FOR SUBMISSION REQUIRMENTS.

**That means if there’s three films you pay $15, two films $10 and so on.
*No live porn. Animated porn is okay. You ask: “What’s porn?”... You know what we mean.