Where’s My Film?

2005 Festival Program
4 WEEKENDS: April 22 - May 16, 2005
Saturdays & Sundays: Screenings Day–Night

FREE ADMISSION!

Earth Matters Saturday, April 30, 2005

1pm-2:30pm
277-NF Equivalence Relation 90:00 Dir. Erik Kardestuncer  Love and hate are blind in this sociologically insightful feature.

2:30pm-4pm
61-NF Criselda 95:00 Dir. Bobby Barredo Forbidden love leads to a Tsunami of dire consequences. Sweeping feature shot in Southeast Asia w/subtitles.

4pm-5pm
131-NS The Chopping Block 3:00 Dir. Geoffrey Breny Shrewsbury Where’s the beef? Seriously.

130-NF Death Beach 47:00 Dir. Stephen Schitz Whatever you do, don’t go to Death Beach.

5pm-6pm
85-NS Alice & Kitty 15:00 Dir. Raquel Stern One is the loneliest number.

104-AS The Unicorn 8:00 Dir. Alexander Whitsett Pile  It’s the Pulp Fiction of claymation. Crowd-pleasing.

109-ES Dissertation 10:00 Dir. Steven Levine Dark, brooding, literate, redemptive – a richly photographed meditation on Goethe.

110-NS Choices 16:00 Dir. Jason J. Cross A monologue that takes you to from Tony Robbins to Spalding Gray.

6pm-7pm
243-NS Monster Attack 1:00 Dir. Dan Lezoche What the fuck?

245-NS How To Water Ski 14:00 Dir. Greg Keck A lesson in the birds and the bees.

244-NS The Life and Times of Sir Hinkley Rodney Dee 12:00 Dir. Carl Zenobi  What if beer could talk? Oh the tales it would tell.

328-DS From Homer To Elmer 23:00 Dir. Elmer Lang Elmer sees the world through a beautiful and informed lens. What a trip.

7pm-8pm
152-ES Nihilists 8:00 Dir. Jamie Shuali Engaging, artistic short taps into modern day angst.

149-NS Popcorn 7:00Dir. Jeremy Wechter Like Roman Polanski once told us: Life if not the movies.

229-NS The Last Bite 3:00 Dir. Vaj Potenza, Ric Serena How hungry are you? Nice work.

313-NS Girlspree 4:00 Dir. Lee Eypper Brother from Another Planet meets shop to you drop.

257-NS As It Was Yesterday 22:00 Dir. Hilton Ruiz A moving account of love, betrayal and pain.

Arlene’s Grocery Saturday April 30, 2005

2pm-3:30pm
163-DF Always on Tour - 98 Year Old Frigerator 97:00 Dir. Derek Roberts A rich profile of rapper Kool Keith – for real.

3:30pm-5pm
83-DF Philosophy Camp 84:00 Dir. Gary Sisto Three students stalk a philosopher in order to discuss existential meaning of “journey.”

5pm-6pm
80- NS Jack His TV and The End of the World 18:00 Dir. William T. Iverse A Day After Tomorrow meets Clock Watchers.

150-ES My Own Private Ground Zero 10:00 Don Pollock Sad and onanistic (literally)self-portrait.

79-NS TNR3 8:00 Dir. Frank Zadlo Some delivery boys just do not know how to count.

86-DS The Candyland Championship 17:00 Dir. Jeff Gamble An entertaining mockumentary about a board game we all love.

6pm-7pm
132-NS Photophobia 9:00 Dir. Ted Smits Makes Paparazzi look like a kids movie. Hard-hitting.

66-NS Windfall 10:00 Dir. Karl Mehrer  Like a Pay it Forward for anyone who has a heart. Uplifting.

287-NS Long Distance 27:00 Dir. Rebecca Major The life and times of Playboy Bunny and her long-distance relationship.

284-ES ELF 3:00 Dir. Rebecca Major This short was the inspiration for the Jodie Foster’s tour de force in Nell.

MF Gallery Saturday April 30, 2005

7pm-8pm
348-AS College University (Episodes 1, 3, 7, 8, 9) 62:00 Dir. Mike Parker, Andy Parker, Michael Williams Good natured smart aleck college kids get in and out of all kinds of trouble. Well made.

8-9pm
56-ES F-Day 6:00 Dir. Irina Danilova A fun filled day featuring “F.”

52-DS NICOLE 18:00 Dir. Patricia Wang Profile of a drag queen activist.

35-NS Dean Attles: Artifacts and Weapons Hunter 17:00 Dir. Stephen AttlesThe first part is show and the 2nd part is demonstration.

47-NS Matematicko Ubistvo (Mathematical Murders) 11:00 Dir. Directed by a group of Serbian High Schoolers Slavic students try to figure out a murder. Serbian with no subtitles. Better that way.

9pm-10pm
165-NS Out on the Town 12:00 Dir. The O’Debra Twins- Jimmy Pantalon Film shows why NYC tourism is on the rise.

166-NS Dead Toddler Sluts on The Move 8:00 Dir. A.R. Brooke Lynn Spice Girls meets Night of the Living Dead. Original.

151-NS Electraelf: “ Hellbound Heiresses” 28:00 Dir. Nick Zedd Biting and often hilarious commentary on the sad state of celebrity takeover of homegrown neighborhood.

Earth Matters Sunday May 1, 2005

2pm-3:30
312-DF Jerry Rio Goes To College: A Smart-Aleck Documentary 91:00 Dir. Sam Kash A know-it-all goes to Columbia to condescend to students and professors.

3:30-5pm
400-EF The First Light Series 80:00 Dir. Alex Harsley Videographic montage director’s interest in the unified field theory and theory of relativity using natural light found and repletion expound upon director’s contention with duality form and content. Too smart for us.

5pm-6pm
95-NS Hand On The Hour-Glass 7:00 Dir. Lindel Blai, Never say forever.

15-NS The Man Who Wasn’t Funny 17:00 Dir. Carlos Ledesma Ex-janitor has over inflated sense of comedic ability.

10-NS TAKE 5 26:00 Dir. L.E. Salas 5 short skits centered around ”Did I ever tell you the one about..”

6pm-7pm
102-NS I Got Lucky! 6:00 Dir. Erik Sharkey I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

93-AS Driving Beat 19:00 Dir. Paul Cress Animated short a la Yellow Submarine.

91-NS Apt 2B 19:00 Dir. Pablo V Chirinos Oh brother!

94-MV I Do Not AcceptIt 5:00 Dir. Colin O’Hara, Brandon Cook A powerful rejection of capitalism … right?

7pm-8pm
231-NS Manic Depression 4:00 Dir. Ish Klein Neurotic chipmunks seek new Age Solutions. Sound familiar?

232-NS Letter to The Editor 3:00 Dir. Ish Klein Self-absorbed poet lashes out. Crisp, intelligent writing.

230-NS The Womb of Madness 34:00 Dir. John D Barnes A creepy tale – like To Kill a Mockingbird meets The Burbs.

228-NS Five Minutes With Anne 7:00 Dir. Linda Brienda and Vinit Parmar A story of domestic abuse and revenge. Powerful.

8pm-9pm
310-NS The Adventures of Arthur Conan Doyle 20:00 Dir. Michael Vaingauz No shit Sherlock!

307-NS Amateurs 5:00 Dir. Sebastian Moreira Want something done right? You gotta do it yourself.

308-NS The Tarantella 26:00 Dir. Jim Kiernan Two ex’s have trouble admitting what they miss.

Arlene’s Grocery Sunday May 1, 2005

2:30pm-4:30pm
323-NF Sex & Sushi 107:00 Dir. Robert Lawton Hard boiled private eye isn’t sure what to do with his stiff one-eye.

4:30pm-5:30pm
122-DF Ink Swell 60:00 Dir. Jeff Cioletti Doc exhibits up and coming NYC stand-up artists. Big names in this one!

5:30pm-7pm
128-NF Returning 80:00 Alfred Giancarli A Bronx Tale meets The Summer of 42. A fine coming of age drama.

7pm-8pm
221-NS Figment 10:00 Dir. Daniel Elkayam Man is touched by an angel but must face life on earth.

211-NS Old Beginnings 18:00 Dir. Daniel Elkayam & Jerome Schwartz It’s hard to become a man. Real Hard.

84-NS Can Life Get Any Worst Than This 12:00 Dir. Randy Jones A film that will leave you feeling better.

291-NS Nike Kids 1:00 Dir. Kevin Anderson Funny because it’s true.

292-NS Celebrity Cheaters 6:00 Dir. Kevin Anderson The next big thing in reality TV – reality TV spoofs.

8pm-9pm
141-AS Naked Slumber Party 3:00 Dir. Christopher X. Brodeur A comic strip not to be believed. Vulgar, tasteless and offensive. We love it.

97-NS Mina 5:00 Dir. Clara Bijl Ripped from today’s headlines! It will shock and disturb you.

250-NS Broken 17:00 Dir. Andrew Zoppa Engrossing, quality drama in the tradition of Blade Runner and A Handmaidens Tale.

251-NS My Roommate, The Clown 23:00 Dir. Zachary Zoppa A triumph of love over hate – of understanding over ignorance. A must see film.

9pm-10pm
81-AS Apocolypse 4:00 Dir. John E. Goras This the end my beautiful friend. This is the end.

13-DS 101 4:00 Dir. Matt Ogens You should live so long.

18-AS Stubbs & Roger’s Big 3D Adventure 2:00 Dir. Bobby Miller Everybody loves 3D.

19-NS The Breakup Film 3:00 Dir. Bobby Miller How to get over a break up, and then make an info-mercial.

20-NS Splitsville 8:00 Dir. Bobby Miller A couple doesn't have to touch each other.

21-NS The Beach Vacation 4:00 Dir. Bobby Miller A lonely day at the beach...maitai's anyone?

22-NS Second Hand Smoke 2:00 Dir. Bobby Miller How to suggest a ban on the smoking ban.

40-DS The Gift of Barong: A Surfing and Cultural Odyssey 19:00 Dir. Dan Moreno and Benito Bautista Lyrical document of a man’s search for identity and meaning in the Phillipines. Fine work.

10pm-11pm
29-NS Hippie Highway 4:00 Dir. Derek Rimelspach  Two hippies try to enlighten their cynical neighbor.

46-NS Cecil 26:00 Dir. Gabriel Barbaro A Young boy has to come out of the closet.

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