Awards 2001

Best Picture - “Coolockland" DIRECTOR: unknown

Best Director - Christopher Frieri (for his 4 very different but equally great films: B-Reel, Mojica No Mojo, Windows, The Orbitrons 2000 )

Best Actor - Chris Thomas

Best Actress - Sandra Trebilcock

Best Narrative Over 30 Minutes - The Orbitrons 2000, DIRECTOR: Christopher Frieri

Best Narrative Under 30 Minutes - Voodoo, DIRECTOR: John Bergdahl

Best Music Video - Control Group — Pony on a Stick, DIRECTOR: Michael Burlingame.

Best Documentary Short - Lights, Camera, Strike! DIRECTOR: Ted Smits.

Best Experimental Short - B-Reel DIRECTOR: Christopher Frieri.

Best Animated Short - Book of Sick DIRECTOR: Jim Starace.

The Black Flag Award for Grossest Apartment in NYC - 'Pd Apt.' DIRECTOR: John King

The Massengil Award for Best Golden Shower - 'Generic Logos For A New Revolution' DIRECTOR: Michael Shcenck

The Pfizer Award for Director Most Likely To Have Taken The Brown Acid - 'The New Bethlehem' DIRECTOR: Brian Sullivan

The Polygrip Award for Best Prelude To Skullfucking - 'Rock 'n' Roll Frankenstein' DIRECTOR: Brian O'Hara

The Skippy Award for Best Use Of An Urban Legend - '.357-11' DIRECTOR: Rob Daly & Scott Johnston

The Miramax Award for Best Use Of Every Possible Indie Motif - 'The Artist' DIRECTOR: Ethan Minsker

The Arlene Grocery Award for Best Use Of Groceries - 'Make Myself A Snack And Relax' - DIRECTOR: Jenny Horn

The Gainers Fuel Protein Award for REVENGE! - 'Leave it to Behemoth' DIRECTOR: Timothy Cassidy

The Butcher Bar Award for Biggest Fuck You to PETA - 'The Window' DIRECTOR: Christopher Frieri

The Doritos Award for Best Munchies - 'The Galootazoid' DIRECTOR: Jon Sanborne

The Pennzoil Award for Best Fetishizing of Transport - 'American Mod' DIRECTOR: Kolton Lee

The GOYA Award for Self-Explanatory Reasons - 'G.O.Y.A.' DIRECTOR: Jeff Venebles & Christopher O'Neil

The Mattel Award for Best Barbie Doll Sex - 'Gastro Glamour' DIRECTOR: Abby Denson

The Spice Girls Award for Best Fake Band - 'Master Volume - The Rock Band' DIRECTOR: Jim Starace

The Testors Airplane Glue Award for Ignoring The Warning Label - 'Windex' DIRECTOR: John Bergdahl

The Preparation H Award for Best Ass Fire - 'Voodoo!' DIRECTOR: John Bergdahl

The Gillette Award for Best Chest-Shaving Scene - 'Don’t Call Me Gym' DIRECTOR: George Gonzales

The Judy Blume Award for "Totally Understanding" - 'A New Place' DIRECTOR: Marguerite Valance

The Moet Chandon Award for Best Money Shot - 'Chirpy' DIRECTOR: John E. Goras

The Maxwell House Award for The Morning After - 'Sunday Breakfast NYC' DIRECTOR: William Schwartz

The Kleenex Award for Best Nocturnal Emission - 'What's Wrong with Me?" DIRECTOR: Jeff Shields

The Bic Lighter Award for the Film We'd Most Like To Burn - 'Penthouse' No Credits

The Colt 45. Award for Best Failed Pipe Dream - 'Rock Star' DIRECTOR: Mark Newell

The Animal Crackers Award for Implied Bestiality - 'Pony On A Stick' DIRECTOR: Michael Burlingame

Arlene Grocery Award for Best Use of Arlene Grocery - Punk Rock Heavy Metal Karaoke - DIRECTOR: Sonny Aaronson